中文版

我 剛才發現了我在電腦裏寫得 到 漢字。 這個讓我很高興； 現在我可以讓每個中國人哈哈大笑。 是的，我的中文真的那麽懷。所以我對讀這封信的中國人說：非常對不起。我從來沒說我會說中文說得很好。 哎呀，英文我都不會說吧。就是寫中文的時候可以玩一下， 也讓別的美國人覺得我很聰明阿。:)

I just figured out that I can type Chinese characters on the computer. This makes me really happy; now I can give all the Chinese people a good hearty laugh. Yes, my Chinese really is that bad. So to all the Chinese people who are reading this I say, I am really sorry. I never said I could speak Chinese well. Heck, I can't even speak English. It's just that I can have a little fun writing in Chinese, and it makes other Americans think I'm really smart. :)